A Clean Well Lighted Place: Top Ten Quotes

1) Waiter #1: "He was in despair."

2) Waiter #1: "You should have killed yourself last week."

3) Waiter #1: "I'm not lonely. I have a wife waiting in bed for me."

4) Waiter #2: "He had a wife once too."

5) Old Man: "Another brandy."

6) Waiter #1: "I am all confidence."

7) Waiter #2: "I have never had confidence and I am not young."

8) Waiter #2: "Each night I am reluctant to close up because there may be some one who needs the cafe."

9) Waiter #2: "This is a clean and pleasant cafe. It is well lighted."

10) Waiter #2: "Our nada.."